Atomic Buffalo Turds

Atomic Buffalo Turds, or ABTs as most people call them, are the crack cocaine of the BBQ world.

Atomic Buffalo Turds

Cooking the jalapenos (smoking them) tames the heat, but still leaves enough flavor to make them enjoyable.

These can be prepared the day before, and heated up in a toaster oven, they're almost as good heated up.

As much as I love thick cut bacon, don't use it on these, as it overpowers the ABT.

Depending on how well you like your bacon, you may want to throw them under your oven's broiler for ~5 minutes.

Use gloves to cut/seed the jalapenos, or make damn sure you don't touch your face until the next day...you've been warned...

Atomic Buffalo Turds

8 jalapenos, halved lengthwise, and seeded 16 slices of bacon NOT thick cut bacon

8oz cream cheese, softened ¼ cup Romano cheese ½ cup Parmesan ½ cup cheddar ½ cup sweet onion, finely diced 2 tsp hot sauce 1 tsp smoked paprika 1 tsp chipotle chili powder ¼ salt ½ tsp granulated garlic

Smoke @ 250 for ~90 minutes until the cream cheese is bubbling out the edges and the bacon is cooked.

ABTs on smoker